Christmas is coming

Christmas is on its way and its time to get a suitably large tree. As the flying skip is not Baby friendly Claire's car had to be used for transporting the festive cargo. As the size of tree Joe had in mind would never fit in the car he went and got a roof rack. Joe likes a big tree, Claire likes a Car without green bits all over the place and Alice does not like to share her seat with a tree....
...Turns out the tree would have fited in Joe's back poket

Washing Day

Every day is washing day. A full load every day, thats piles of milky pooy things each day. Bed things, bath things, wiping of the gob things and all sorts of other baby related stuff and things Washed every day.

... and can you find a clean wotsit when Alice has BLOIKED all over your nice clean trousers?