The Flying Skip Rides Again

Joe's Turbo charged sleek black limo/skip stayed out the long winter on the drive saving hard earned cash on Insurance and Tax. She was dropped down the garage for an MOT...

...Passed first time with no work needed... not even the washer bottle needed filling.

The end of Winter is in sight, the garden has spewed up several green bags of clippings and about a ton of twigs and small branches. Nothing so dirty could go in Claire's immaculate car and skips cost.

The life of a bag of mouldy garden outcasts is not much fun, you have to get to the tip in good time as you are starting to pong, so the extra umf generated by the turbo comes in handy. Turbo charged flight round corners in a mere mortal car can be hairy, imagine the minging garden gob flying round your ear holes.

Well no need to worry with intelligent adaptive suspension the motor goes round corners with the grace and balance of a ballet dancer but on the straight the car glides as if on a cushion of air... a bit of luxury for the old bags of mush. Finally imagine the pride of the rotting old grot as they pull up at the tip in a sleek black limo.